My last blog post. ever.

Hooray. My blog fast is over. But then, this will also be my last blog post also. Yes, I am not joking, unless I start blogging Psalm style...

Tsing Yie's future blog post:

"The Lord is my shepherd, I shalleth not be in want of the blogeth. He leads me thru paths of righteousness, away from rand-- I mean, xanga and blogspot, and makes me lie down on my bed to sleep. He... etc."

And therefore, you can see that I make a lousy Psalm style blogger, but I will try my best nevertheless. Anyways, my main purpose for blogging this time is to sum up the whole month of May and also to announce this blog dead. Yeah, dead as in dead, and not hibernation.

Anyways, May was truly interesting I would say. Basically, the whole month was through with exams, exams, and more exams, and of course, 3 days of rotting plus a tiring teacher's day. But here's a few highlights I would like to make regarding the month of MAY.

1. The Prefect Leadership Camp '06
   As you may have heard from all my comrades (who have suffered the trials and tribulations, not forgetting the tortures of the camp), it was bad. Bad as in everything wasn't par to what we expected. But hear this. The other day, they asked us to rate a few criterias regarding the camp and obviously, I gave facilitators a nice big '1' (too bad they don't have '0's) and did a big round up about how they don't practise what they preach etc. But then, later on during recess on the same day, I went into the discipline room and saw these words on the whiteboard "Do not think about what you can receive, but first think about what you can give." No Mr HLX, this doesn't works in this situation.  I still reckon it was a waste of money and time. BTW? I didn't get stronger. I'm still terribly underweight. YES, you could've guessed, they almost poisoned us with the half BBQ'd chicken by our master chef himself.
   
   
2. The fan that decided to die.
   Yes, and Mr Siew has been proven wrong. The fan in my maid's room has dropped (literally) dead and no one got hurt. According to Mr. Siew, a fan can only drop of the screw above the roof isn't tight. But that ain't true I tell you. The stand was well being there, but the fan dropped due to some burnt rubber or so... I didn't bother to find out. Gotta study for exams yer know? What with my mom screaming in my ear tht I should stop wandering around (looking at the fan) and get to lunch.
   
   
3. Mel's swearing fit.
   Many were shock, many weren't. Let's just put it this way, some of us know her better than the others.  As a loyal and wonderful *coughs* friend, it is known to the world that Mel is one regular VQ *hallelujah chorus*. So don't get scared alright? She ain't tht bad. Don't freak out, don't come to Tsingyie crying "oh no... wht would the matter be??" That's just not right.
   
   
4. The rotting days.
   As you might have guessed, the WPKL education ministry has decided to graciously give us a few days off so that we could rest our weary minds amidst all that madness going on about exams. So that was the intended purpose but nooo. My mom just has to get a different view of the entire matter. "You need to go to school." "Why?" "The teachers might be giving you tips." "I don't depend on tips." "Yea right." So I was forced to go to school and 95% of the form 5 saujanian population weren't there. Basically, to sum it all up, no tips were given and these days are now given the title 'rotting days'.
   
   
5. Grandma's birthday.
   Like every other birthdays, there will be dinner and there will be a cake. Also, it will be a time where cousins get together and talk about everything and anything under the sun. It will also be a time for beer, and liquor, XO etc. Fine, so only my uncle drank a lil' of tht green label beer. But all in all, it was fun, too bad only 2 of my cousins show'd up, the rest jz decided that they were too busy to spare a few days for her.
   
   
6. TTD (tiring teacher's day).
   Just like last year, I'm in charge of Sukaneka, and the teachers were not cooperative, but TGI Teacher's day, if not, I would not have forgiven them for making me and the other students wait like rotten potato sacks down there. But nonetheless, it was good, everything was good until when it was time for us to perform. As usual, they didn't do wht they promised. No microphone was provided initially and by the time we reached our 2nd song, 2 mic's were put on either side of us and we were standing in a CURVE. Yes, a curve, and nothing could be heard. Obviously. But then, I survived, we all survived, and Pn. Tai said it was good. So the earth continues to go around the sun.

That's basically all there is to May... may this blog post entertain all you supportive fans of http://www.xanga.com/tsingyie_89. And to end the life of this eventful blog, I would like to firstly thank all my readers, next, thank my parents for supporting me by paying the Streamyx bill, even though they miss it sometimes, and etc. etc. And hence, I announce this blog DEAD.

"Elijah rock plays in the background".

Till then,
Joce

Blog fast

Fast as in fasting... not quick. I'm not going to be blogging for a month. And meanwhile, I'll be obeying my coach by tuning in more with God... seems like I've not been doing too well in that area. So, don't miss me, don't bug me to blog... don't even try to tempt me. But as usual, you can flood my chatterbox. I'll still be there. God bless!

Till then,
Joce

More chess~

I'm so chess-ie now I could win the title "chess queen"

Oh well. So John and I battled once more. And I beaten him 3 times in chinese chess and... for chess... we got bored after one game. Guess why? He only left a pawn and his King when he only eaten one of my pawn and one of my knight. This is so fun~ *sobs*

Anyways, the pizza banner team pic is finally in my hands. Have the minggu kerjaya video also... but now, youtube seems to be under construction. So you'll have the pizza banner team first.

So maybe we weren't looking at the camera...

Alright... there yer go. And here's something I received from a friend today...

All sorts of nonsense they have on the web nowadays. Its a wonder. Shall have to endure the Moral text book after this... promised mom. Darn... should have just shut up... but that'll result in more scolding anyways... So what's the point? Bro's getting it worse... So I should be happy? Oh well... *love your forests (hargailah hutan)* *didn't make any sense. Won't make any now either...*

Till I'm done with Moral,
Joce

Imma go pla- ...study

I was happily challenging my bro in Chinese chess and Chess and of course he lost to me. But the annoying part is, everytime I won, he'll say things like...

"YOU CHEAT ONE! YOU CHEAT ONE! YOU CHEAT ONE!!! etc." and starts bouncing on my bed like some easter rabbit... 

After many boring games, I finally was done with it and went downstairs for the pc. But Jo Ng only left the pc when my mom's car engine was heard... People nowadays... what happened to respect your elders ar? So I used a while, and as usual, mom came in and gave me a 5 minutes lecture on how I should be responsible as a sister and ask my younger siblings to study, study, study. I don't know what's with her but she's all out for studying nowadays.

What's more? I'm given an assignment. To build a shed for the clothes that when it rains, they won't get wet. Then she goes on and suggests I should write a book about it if I succeed in doing that. And when my dad asks how many books she will buy, guess what? She said 100 only. ><" Sadnye.

So now I have 3 assignments altogether from her.

1. Study, study, study. Any forms of entertainment not allowed. Including mp3, tv, radio, pc, phone... etc.
2. Make my siblings study, study, study also.
3. Build that shed and write about it.

My, oh, my. Am I a robot or what now?

Till I finish studying (again),
Joce

Oh no~

I just found out that if I want to enter the Sudoku Competition, I need to be lucky... and I'll need to be one of the 5 from the hundreds who sent in their entry forms each Saturday to qualify to enter... This ain't fair yer know! Yer bunch of lousy people.

Till I sue them all,
Joce